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Nobody Wants to Be Short an Iran Deal. That Doesn’t Mean They Believe It.

Bounce action Friday was due to positioning in case of positive Iran developments.

James "Rev Shark" DePorre·Sep 25, 2026, 4:36 PM EDT

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Nobody Wants to Be Short an Iran Deal. That Doesn’t Mean They Believe It.

Once again, talk of a potential Iran deal came up during the session, and once again it brought in some buyers. Iran’s foreign minister mentioned a seven-day plan at the UN to reopen the Strait of Hormuz if the U.S. lifts its blockade and meets certain conditions. Oil fell on it, with Brent down toward $104, and bonds bounced back to close near flat after an intraday dip. Stocks took the hint, with the Dow up 1% and the S&P up 0.5%.

Breadth was almost dead even with 50% of stocks up on the day, though the new highs and new lows were still lopsided at 60 to 270. So it was a better day, but the underlying technical damage did not disappear, it just stopped getting worse for a session.

Nobody Wants to Be Short an Iran Deal

There is justifiable skepticism about whether a deal can be made and be sustained. We have watched this exact movie many times this year. A hopeful headline lifts stocks and knocks oil down, the terms turn out to be the same conditions that have already collapsed, and the risk premium goes right back in.

Iran is already walking it back. It is asking the U.S. to return to the June memorandum that fell apart over the summer. Those conditions, which included lifting the blockade first, easing sanctions, and paying reparations, are the same problems that couldn’t be overcome in the past.

The buying on Friday is not conviction that a deal is coming. It is that nobody wants to be caught short if one actually happens. An actual Hormuz reopening would send oil down hard, take the pressure off inflation and rates, and spark a sharp relief rally in exactly the beaten-down names that have been crushed. That is a lot of upside to be positioned against, so traders cover and nibble on the headline even while they doubt it. The move is defensive, not a vote of confidence.

What Would Actually Matter

The thing to watch is not the headlines, it is whether oil and bonds confirm it. Friday they cooperated a little, with oil down and bonds off their worst levels, and that is why stocks could rally. If a genuine deal materializes and oil breaks decisively lower, that is the catalyst that releases the coiled spring I wrote about this morning. The 400 names getting crushed by high rates would get sharp relief, because the rate pressure is largely correlated to oil-driven inflation.

But we are not there. A proposal with conditions Iran has already rejected in every prior round is not a deal, and one better session with breadth still at 60 new highs against 270 new lows is not a turn. It is a pause in the selling on a hope that has faded every time before.

Game Plan

What I want to see is confirmation of a change in character, not a headline. If oil genuinely rolls over and bonds stabilize, the shopping list I have been building through this whole decline becomes actionable in a hurry, and I will move.

Until then, a better Friday inside a tough market environment is exactly the kind of bounce I have learned not to trust. We will see how it looks next week when the traders who covered today have to decide whether they actually believe it.

Have a good weekend. I’ll see you on Monday.

At the time of publication, Rev Shark had no positions in any securities mentioned.